I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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