none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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