i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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