if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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