Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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