he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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