Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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