i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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