Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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