Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
