I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
