Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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