Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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