I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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