your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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