The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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