I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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