Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
