He asked to "fluff my boner.."
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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