summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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