I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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