did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I feel like death gave me a hand job
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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