Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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