What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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