Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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