id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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