Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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