Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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