She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
