I puked a lego.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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