He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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