Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Terrible idea I love it
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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