I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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