turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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