ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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