Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Randomize
