I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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