You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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