Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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