At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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