maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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