New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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