what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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