I must be too annoying 4 u.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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