omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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