I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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