I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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