He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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