Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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