When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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